• Spiritual Wellness

I Connected With My Deceased Father By Touching His Thermostat

He’s not a crime solving ghost, or a prophetic warning ghost. He’s just a cheap ghost.

  • Spiritual Wellness

How To Prevent Your Baby From Loving Your Au Pair More Than You

Can affluent moms ever catch a break? Between running your charities, maintaining perfect abs after childbirth, and crafting your own line of cruelty-free makeup from berries and charcoal, there’s hardly…

  • Health

EXCLUSIVE: An Interview With The Long-Lost Mario Brother, Doug Mario

[After 30 years of rumors, research, speculation, close calls and wrong turns, we were able to track down and confirm the identity of the long-lost Mario brother, Doug Mario. The…

  • Food and Recipes

What To See in Asia If You’re Pressed For Time And Only Interested In Bragging on Social Media

So, you’ve been given the exciting opportunity to travel to Asia, huh? Congratulations! But let us guess—your time there is limited, and you’re unsure of what sights and experiences you…

  • Food and Recipes

We Can’t Get Over This Tiny House’s Adorable Tiny Eviction Notice

The idea that tiny houses are more affordable is a common misconception. If you put your mind to it, there's no reason you can't live beyond your means in less than…

  • Travel Guides

Travel Guide: A Creepy Chocolate Factory For Which You’ve Won A Tour

Read this guide / when you slide / to a world of fear and trepidation.

  • Spiritual Wellness

How To Avoid Toxic People Who Are Right About You

Because you don't need it.

  • Pop Culture

Which U.S. Acres Character Did You Eat? Take This Quiz

Was it Wade Duck? Or perhaps Orson Pig?

  • Food and Recipes

Best Salt Scrubs To Use Before You Visit My Tribe Of Desert Cannibals

Don’t be afraid to really slather it into all your nooks and crannies, about 30-45 minutes before you roll into town

  • Food and Recipes

I Ate This One Thing Every Morning And It Changed My Life

To feel truly different, you’re going to have to make some real life alterations so that you don’t fall back into your old habits. I completely changed my life by…

  • Health

We Invited the Street Sharks Creator to Chat About His New Luxury Line of Boulevard Sharks

If you loved Street Sharks you'll love these luxurious new Boulevard Sharks. If you can afford them, which you almost certainly cannot.

  • Food and Recipes

A New York Lifestyle Guru’s Guide to Siberia

Siberia. A land of breathtaking vistas and serene snowscapes, where even the most frenetic of personalities can find space to take a deep breath and truly relax. Lifestyle enthusiast and…

  • Spiritual Wellness

bunnyglow: The Radioactive Drink That Makes You Radiant

Here at Bunny Ears, we know that keeping up the required skin care routine is a real time investment. By law, the time we spend cleansing, toning, moisturizing, massaging, milking,…

  • Travel Guides

European Cities That Won’t Stretch Your Comfort Zone As A Whitey

Your vacation won’t be relaxing if you have to scream, “I want water! Water. WATER. WAAAT-ERR!” every time you’re thirsty.

  • Food and Recipes

Help! I Keep Astral Projecting To The Night Of My Conception

What did I do to deserve this?

  • Health

The Secret To Inviting In Wealth: Think Naughty Thoughts To Make Money Horny For You

I’m here to clear up your misconceptions about earning money.

  • Spiritual Wellness

Increase Your Positivity: Respond To Criticism With Lyrics From ‘Rent’

To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries, to yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese!

  • Spiritual Wellness

Is Non-Consensual Non-Monogamy Right for You?

You're not cheating. You’re simply engaging in sexual acts with people outside your marriage without telling your partner about it. And that’s different. There’s a different label on it. And…

  • Health

Your Most Recent Social Trauma Tells Us Which Of Our Candles You Should Buy

Capitalism is a prison but candles smell nice so tell us your most recent traumatic social experience and we’ll sell you a scented candle!

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  • Health

How To Make Eight-Year-Old Brandon Think You’re The Coolest Counselor At Camp This Year

Hi, my name is Daniel O’Brien, and I am a hiker, Escape Room--avoider, and author, but before all that, many years ago, I was a camp counselor. I worked at…

  • Spiritual Wellness

How To Hack Your Urethra

When early ape arose from the shore of our great ocean womb, no longer could we protect our monkey eggs from the harshness of a dry environment. It was then…

  • Food and Recipes

Recipes For Your Ecstasy-Fueled PTA Potluck

Your annual Parent-Teacher Association potluck meetings are usually fraught with tension as parents and school faculty tussle to craft a wholesome learning environment while scarfing down microwaved potato skins. But…

  • Lifestyle

Hoodies: Zip-Ups vs. Pull-Overs (A Definitive Guide For Garbage People)

The debate is as old as the internet itself. Who knows, it may be even as old as the sweater itself - we have no way of knowing. And yet…

  • Lifestyle

Vintage Looks So Authentic We Swear You’ll Contract Polio

Vintage looks are not only environmentally sustainable enough to cancel out brunch queen’s Skyler’s HydroFlask collection, but donning retro style will never stop being stylish AF. They symbolize the poise…

  • Spiritual Wellness

Why I Won’t Move In With My Boyfriend Until We’re Engaged Or At Least Dating

My friends are often surprised to find out that I won’t move in with a guy until I’ve got a ring or at least an understanding that we are a…

  • Spiritual Wellness

Color Of The Month: Dandelion (In Memoriam)

Hi Everyone! I’m Dandelion, but you can call me Dan D., and I’m your Color of the Month! (In Memoriam) That’s right, I don’t exist anymore, according to Crayola. According…

  • Food and Recipes

Which Diet Gave Me Chlamydia? An Investigation

I needed to lose some weight. The problem was I didn't know where to start: Atkins, Keto, intermittent fasting—to name just a few. The more I researched, the more confused…

  • Health

Sober Karaoke And Other Socially Disgusting Ideas For Your Office Party

Ain't no party like an office party 'cause an office party is necessary to your livelihood! At the Bunny Ears office, we have an office party every 15 minutes to boost…

  • Video Games

I Shot The Dog In ‘Duck Hunt’ And It Really Messed Me Up

Your cousin lied when he said he shot the dog in Duck Hunt. Because if he had, he'd be scarred for life.

  • Food and Recipes

How To Make Mac And Cheese For Your Black Friends, AKA The Correct Way

Step one: Grab your box of raisins. Throw it out the window.

  • Spiritual Wellness

Dudes In Makeup (Why I Took This Job)

And yes, that's why I took this job at Bunny Ears

  • Beginners Guides
  • Lifestyle

The Beginner’s Guide To Ethical Fur: Accentuate With Whole Live Animals

Welcome to The Beginner’s Guide to [Blank], our recurring series where our experts provide everything you need to know about your new endeavor, regardless of what it is. Life is…

  • Spiritual Wellness

How to Deliver A Toast That’s Actually The Culmination of A 20-Year Revenge Scheme

Guys, wedding speeches are the worst, am I right? We've all had to sit through some mediocre, if not humiliating, toasts throughout the years, and I'm sure we'll have to…

  • Health

“Birding” Brings Avian Alimentary Process to Hip New Heights

You'd barely notice Mama Bird's Cafe if you didn't already know what to look for. Tucked in the back corner of a parking lot in Echo Park, next to a…

  • Spiritual Wellness

These Stories Are So Spiritually Inspirational That We Couldn’t Bring Ourselves To Fact Check Them

We all need a dose of inspiration now and then, and nothing helps us continue to live life to the fullest like epic inspirational stories of someone absolutely rocking their spiritual…

  • Food and Recipes

Our Dream Fall Menu Is A Plate of Teeth and a Photo of My Dad

When Bunny Ears asked me to handle our harvest menu planning, I was thrilled. I love entertaining, and fall is my favorite season to do it. I didn’t just want…

  • Lifestyle

The Hottest Mid-Post-Winter-Pre-Spring Trends: 2019 Edition

Think about a heavy coat and also goggles.

  • Food and Recipes

Which Artisan-Crafted DUI is Right For You?

Anyone can get caught speeding with a few Fentanyl IPA patches on their arm and a desire for danger.

  • Lifestyle

2019 Swimsuit Trends For Every Body As Long As They’re Skinny

Swimwear is no place to abandon ANY of your sisters, that's why we've got the perfect swimsuits for every gal whose body fat percentage we accept as okay!

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