Try Our Low Carb Pasta Alternative: Betty Spaghetty

June 25, 2019 by , featured in Food and Recipes
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There are two types of people in this world: People who love pasta and people who hate themselves. You love yourself way too much to give up your favorite pasta dishes, and those spiralized vegetables just aren’t cutting it. Well, good news: Bunny Ears has discovered that the best angel hair substitute is actually the hair of the 1998 toy sensation Betty Spaghetty! And she comes in all kinds of flavors.

Betty Spaghetty and Meatballs

Betty Spaghetty adds a fun and flirty twist to the classic dish. She’s low carb, bendy, and super fashionable. For extra flair, match her gloves to the pasta sauce!

Betty Mozzarelly

Cheese may clog your arteries, but Betty sure won’t! Yummy.

Betty Rameny

Don’t dig Italian food? Well, Betty is the perfect substitute for your favorite ramen noodles


Betty is big enough to feed a whole family! (Accessories not included)

Betty Bolognese

Mamma mia! You can finally have the guilt-free bolognese dish of your dreams. Well, unless you feel guilty about consuming beef made from cows or girls with pigtails.

These are a hot dietary item to get your hands on, especially since they’ve been discontinued twice. But it’ll be worth it. Also, please don’t boil the Spaghetty hair. It releases damaging chemicals.

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