Butts That Will Make You Nostalgic For Childhood
It's official: Based on months of research and site analysis, we here at Bunny Ear can safely say that our readers love two things: nostalgia and butt stuff (speaking of which, have you read our piece on toys from childhood that were gateways to BDSM? Or how about the one on how to tie-dye your butthole?). At any rate, in an effort to combine both of your passions and give you exactly what you apparently want, we've created the following slideshow of butts that will make you nostalgic for childhood. Enjoy, you nostalgia-loving perv, you!
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Ariel from "The Little Mermaid's" butt. This butt (if that's what it even technically is?) makes us long for a simpler time.
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A.C. Slater's butt. Whether Slater was dancing in a competition at The Max, wrestling, or acting in what we think was a performance of "Swan Lake" for some reason, we loved getting views of that booty.
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Nightwing's butt. Probably the strongest argument yet for a "no cape" policy.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer's butt. Into every generation, a butt is born. God we loved Tuesdays.
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Goliath's butt (from Disney's "Gargoyles"). We LOVED this show. And at least 30% of that was because of the (literally) chiseled butts.
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David Hasselhoff's butt. The Hoff sets the world record for the most-watched man on TV, which means this is the most-watched butt in THE WORLD.
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Jessica Rabbit's butt. She may have been a toon, but she was also a pivotal part of our sexual awakening.
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The scene with all the actual butts from "Spice World." (Enough said.)
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The T-Rex from "Jurassic Park's" butt. Playing God may be wrong, but this felt so right. She thicc.