It isn’t worth it, just stay home.
Diet & Exploration
We’re here to hack the crap out of your life.
Literally tons of things. Sand? Raisins? I dunno, I’m just the excerpt guy. Read the damn article.
For my family, Thanksgiving was always a time of communion, of considering our gratitude, and…
If you loved Street Sharks you’ll love these luxurious new Boulevard Sharks. If you can afford them, which you almost certainly cannot.
The Church Of False-Vestigially has implemented a state-of-the-art health program with only a 40% failure* rate. It’s called the “LSD Hole Diet,” and it’s totally shaking up the diet world.
This Thanksgiving turkey is just the opportunity you need to have at least one thing go right. And you really need it because, let’s be honest, you can really use a win right now.
I’ve got stuffing in the oven, and I don’t mean the one in my kitchen!
Stop what you’re doing, grab your travel journal, and take note, ’cause I’m going to run down the five Rite Aids you MUST visit before you eat the big one.
Everyone needs a good post-divorce craft project, even if it means building a whole new family who will never desert me out of fruit.