…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…God found dead in space…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Waldo still missing…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
Cancer linked to death!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…

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