Higher Pleasures Archives | bunny ears
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
Cancer linked to death!
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…RIP KOKO…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Queen Kong???…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Waldo still missing…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…God found dead in space…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Hats are cool…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…

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