Higher Pleasures Archives | bunny ears
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…RIP KOKO…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Hats are cool…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Waldo still missing…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…God found dead in space…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Queen Kong???…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
Cancer linked to death!
…“Specialist” not a real designation…

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