…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Hats are cool…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Waldo still missing…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…God found dead in space…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
Cancer linked to death!
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…

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