Diet & Exploration

Valentine’s Day Tips And More Lifehacks This Week: 2/11/19-2/17/19

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Macaulay Culkin’s Pointed Guide To New Orleans

New Orleans celebrates Mardi Gras the two weeks before Shrove Tuesday, which is … when?

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Cut Down On Waste: Let Your Boyfriend Use Your Diva Cup For Mouthwash

Let’s save the planet together!

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Build Wealth Even If Your Business Manager Won’t Suck A Dick For You

Like the say in business school, “Don’t blow your money. Let your money blow you.”

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Food and Recipes

DIY Your Own Candy Hearts by Killing These Majestic Sugar Elves

All you need is a scalpel and some time.

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I Ate This One Thing Every Morning And It Changed My Life

To feel truly different, you’re going to have to make some real life alterations so that you don’t fall back into your old habits. I completely changed my life by eating the same unlikely thing every morning. And that thing is a box of thumbtacks.

This Plant-Based Colombian Breakfast Will Give You All-Day Energy

Thanks to a single plant, I now have so much fucking all-day energy that I’ve been going non-stop for the last 18 hours and am currently writing this at 4:15 in the morning!

BBQ Recipes So Good You’ll Go ”I’m so sorry about slavery.”

Finger licking good. Also, really really sorry about slavery.

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Higher Pleasures

Hot Piles Of Garbage: Editor Amanda Mannen’s Morning Routine

Amanda lives in Missoula, Montana, so we didn’t actually go out there to observe her morning routine firsthand even though LAX is one of the few airports that actually flies directly to Missoula because we’re scared of Republicans.

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My Son Dialed 1-800-Kars-4-Kids, But They Refused To Give Him A Tesla

Elon Musk is his hero! I tried to explain this to them but they kept asking if I wanted to sponsor the education for some child “in need.”

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A Log Of Every Inadequate Day Since Smelling This $140 Candle

“I’m in hell.”

Choose Circumcision! We Need To Keep Appeasing The Foreskin Wizard

Whatever you think you know is really just the tip.

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Lifehacks

DIY Flip Flops, Magic Tricks And More Lifehacks This Week: 2/4-2/10

Lifehacks are magically delicious!

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Bunny Ears Lifehack Of The Day: Today: 01/28/19-02/03/2019

We’re going to hack you up to pieces.

Bunny Ears Lifehack Of The Day: Today: 01/21/19-01/27/2019

We’re here to hack the shit out of your life!

Bunny Ears Lifehack Of The Day: Today: 01/14/19-01/20/2019

We’re here to hack your life right on up.

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Travel Guides

Macaulay Culkin’s Pointed Guide To Denver

Hey look, it’s Denver!

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Winter
5 Hot Places We’re Visiting This Winter While You Suckers Freeze

Oof, this sand is maybe *TOO* warm!

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Macaulay Culkin’s Pointed Guide To Las Vegas

If you’re in Vegas, you’re going to end up with the body of a dead hooker – either accidentally or on purpose, so it’s best to plan ahead!

Luxurious Ski Resorts You Couldn’t Get Into, So Actually Nevermind

You probably wouldn’t even know what to do if you did get into one anyway.

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