…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…God found dead in space…
Cancer linked to death!
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Waldo still missing…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Hats are cool…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…

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