…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…God found dead in space…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
Cancer linked to death!
…Waldo still missing…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Hats are cool…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…

Proclivities