…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Mannequins found in store window…
Cancer linked to death!
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Waldo still missing…
…Hats are cool…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…God found dead in space…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…

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