Hey James, fuck you you disgusting shit. Everyone else, please learn to accept your body as it is!
Modern guys just aren’t cutting it for me.
We’ve heard about it in rap songs and on pamphlets, and we know it must at least be as great as McDonald’s because those are the two things they miss most on Orange Is the New Black. But what’s it really like?
Killer whales have dominated the mommy game lately, which is why I’m now only communicating with my children with squeaking and nose bumps.
7 steps to protect your marriage from the grips of Frankenstein Monsters.
No man should be going around calling women names unless they are in my bed, kitchen, or bathtub and I am about 30 seconds away from le petit mort.
Instead of candy, give your neighbors what they really want this Halloween: a comprehensive sexual education via seasonal and sensual pumpkins!
I know you’re just minding your own business, and as a grown up, you probably don’t want to be lifted off the ground. But let me crack your back. Please.
We as a society have spent far more time nurturing our physical health than our…
I think the single most frustrating part of being a woman must be when men…