Cancer linked to death!
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Hats are cool…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Waldo still missing…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…God found dead in space…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…

Vim & Vigor