…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…God found dead in space…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
Cancer linked to death!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Waldo still missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…

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