From The Desk Of Mack Archives | bunny ears
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…RIP KOKO…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Hats are cool…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…God found dead in space…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Queen Kong???…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
Cancer linked to death!
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Waldo still missing…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…

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