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…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Hats are cool…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cancer linked to death!
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…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
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…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
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…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…God found dead in space…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
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…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
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…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Waldo still missing…

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