Cancer linked to death!
…God found dead in space…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Hats are cool…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…

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