…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…

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