…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…

The Goldin Rules

December 5, 2018

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