…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…

The Goldin Rules

December 5, 2018

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