…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…

The Goldin Rules

December 5, 2018

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