…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…

The Goldin Rules

November 23, 2018

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