…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…

The Goldin Rules

December 26, 2018

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