…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…

The Goldin Rules

December 12, 2018

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