…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…

The Goldin Rules

December 12, 2018

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