…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…

The Goldin Rules

January 9, 2019

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