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…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…

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The Publisher/CEO Macaulay “Mack” Culkin

The Editor in Chief /CCO Shawn DePasquale

The Money Man/CFO Stewart P. Miller (From Columbus, Ohio)

The Managing Editor, Best Boy, And Lifestyle Janitor Tom Hawkins

The Editors Amanda MannenHana Michels, Toria Sheffield

The Writers Alexis Novak, Allison MickAmanda MannenAnabel KaneAnnelise Dekker-Hernandez, Anya VolzArchie GrimmBrendan Fitzgibbons, Brian Boone, Brian Steele, Carmen AngelicaCarolyn Burke, Chester AllisonCourtney Paige-BarnettCraig, the Intern, Cristian RamirezDan GerdudeDaniel O’Brien, David Bell, “Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff RobertsDyana GoldmanElijah Taylor, Elizabeth TeetsElla Gale, Emily LeightyGenevieve KaneHana MichelsJason Shapiro, Jessica Ellis, Kai Jett TrippersonKatie GoldinKathy BenjaminKelly Wallace-Barnhill, Ken Hanley, Luis PradaLuke Y. Thompson, Lydia BuggMadeleine Koestner, Mark HillMatt Cohen, Michael Dawson, Michael Swaim, Miss CheeVious, Natasha King, Nick BrownNick Roth, Rani BakerRosa PasquarellaRyan Nemeth, Sammi SkolmoskiSaundra Sorenson, Steven ShehoriStewart Miller, Tom Reimann, Toria Sheffield, Vanessa GrittonW. Stuart Ross, Zanandi Botes

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  1. I was born on a cold night in the winter of our discontent. I write stuff on this website. Also, I write comic books and other forms of media. In training to be the next Batman.

    You actually wrote that and you still have a job?

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