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…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…

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8 Comments
  1. I was born on a cold night in the winter of our discontent. I write stuff on this website. Also, I write comic books and other forms of media. In training to be the next Batman.

    You actually wrote that and you still have a job?

  2. Hi there,

    I just fell across a YouTube video of macaulay talking about the site, and I was very impressed with the attitude and humour he portrayed and thought I’d say I’d be happy to lebdxa hand where possible in developing the site.

    I’m currently working as a lead/ senior PHP developer in the UK so yeah if you guys need a hand in helping here and there by all means give me a shout.

  3. From: Mac, 35 To: [maybe] Mack, [I wanna say, … 28, probably off a bit]
    Hey, My name is Mac. [nickname, obv] [from last name of McDowell]
    Anyway, big fan. [probably one of the first movies I saw at theaters was Home Alone.

    Do you ever think there should be some sort of a contract that a movie franchise-creator director should sign states that after the central cast [and therefor the characters] no longer wish to be in a particular franchise, the movie franchise shouldn’t continue simply because the guy who made the first one[s] wants the stuff to continue?
    Basically, what I’m asking is if a movie has only one real “sequel” but still technically has other entries in the franchise, … the series of movie can really be considered “ending” with the second movie, and all things afterward are just cash-grabs?

    Home Alone 4, why? You had nothing to do with that, obviously, but I am just venting for a bit.
    Here’s what’s even weirder: The fourth movie probably takes place in a parallel universe because the characters, events, and cast from the first two aren’t part of third,
    but the characters somehow return for the fourth movie, and the main character is younger than he was in the first movie, but he knows the bad guy character that was introduced in the first movie?

    Also, where does movie “series” end and “movie franchise” take over.
    Would you say there is a difference between a movie “series’ and a movie ”franchise’?

    I mean I can understand this happening with remakes, but … just asking your thoughts.

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