Frequently Asked Questions
How can I contact Bunny Ears?
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Can I submit articles or ideas to Bunny Ears?
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I drank a gallon of vinegar. I hate you. I want to sue the crap out of Bunny Ears!
A) That’s not a question.
B) Please don’t. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. Bunny Ears invents fake names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Bunny Ears is not intended for readers under 18 years of age or expectant mothers.
C) Please do not try any of the things suggested in any of the articles, posts, videos or other media that appear on this website at home or anywhere else. Or at all. This is all just jokes.
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Is there anything else I should know?
The Publisher/CEO Macaulay “Mack” Culkin
The Editor in Chief /CCO Shawn DePasquale
The Money Man/CFO Stewart P. Miller (From Columbus, Ohio)
The Managing Editor, Best Boy, And Lifestyle Janitor Tom Hawkins
The Writers Alexis Novak, Allison Mick, Amanda Mannen, Anabel Kane, Annelise Dekker-Hernandez, Anya Volz, Archie Grimm, Brendan Fitzgibbons, Brian Boone, Brian Steele, Carmen Angelica, Carolyn Burke, Chester Allison, Courtney Paige-Barnett, Craig, the Intern, Cristian Ramirez, Dan Gerdude, Daniel O’Brien, David Bell, “Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts, Dyana Goldman, Elijah Taylor, Elizabeth Teets, Ella Gale, Emily Leighty, Genevieve Kane, Hana Michels, Jason Shapiro, Jessica Ellis, Kai Jett Tripperson, Katie Goldin, Kathy Benjamin, Kelly Wallace-Barnhill, Ken Hanley, Luis Prada, Luke Y. Thompson, Lydia Bugg, Madeleine Koestner, Mark Hill, Matt Cohen, Michael Dawson, Michael Swaim, Miss CheeVious, Natasha King, Nick Brown, Nick Roth, Rani Baker, Rosa Pasquarella, Ryan Nemeth, Sammi Skolmoski, Saundra Sorenson, Steven Shehori, Stewart Miller, Tom Reimann, Toria Sheffield, Vanessa Gritton, W. Stuart Ross, Zanandi Botes
The Graphic Designers Sherard Jackson, Zachary Trover
Senior VP of Product Management Andy “The Deemster” Deemer
Senior VP of Business Development Jake “Why Don’t I Get A Cool Nickname” Labow [email protected]
Where can I find Bunny Ears?
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