Food & Recipes
Poop Doulas And 4 Other Types Of Doulas You Didn’t Know You Need
A good doula is duty-bound to help you do things your way!
Horoscope: Which Type Of Flu Will Kill You When The Pandemic Hits?
With overpopulation, global travel, and not one, but several strains of drug-resistant superbugs already taking hold, it’s safe to say that you and everyone you know will die in a pandemic (soon). And if modern history has taught us anything, this pandemic will likely come in the form of classic influenza. But will you die of […]
My Resolution Is To Be A Better Person So I Chose Jane from Accounting
Everyone loves Jane. No one likes me. So, Jane seemed like the perfect resolution.
Bunny Ears Podcast 43: Is This It?
After last week, you probably have a lot of questions. Let’s get right to it, because whatever the opposite is of brevity, I am not good at.
Bunny Ears Podcast 42: The Ultimate Questions and Answers (Annotated)
The guys are going to answer more important questions from you on this week’s Bunny Ears Podcast.
Bunny Ears Podcast 41: LIST-O-MANIA (Annotated)
Hello Warren; it’s me, Matt Cohen. Yes- THAT Matt Cohen. Wait- not that one… the other one. Hi. This week, Stewart P Miller from Columbus Ohio joined Mack and myself for another edition of “Top 5 list episode podcast thing”. Basically, Mack, Stew and myself came up with 6 categories of “Top 5” lists and […]
Bunny Ears Podcast 40: Camp No Counselors (Annotated)
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. I wasn’t invited to go to Camp No Counselors with them. Everyone I work with is a jerk! Everything’s going great so far! The Guest: A bunch! Michael Rosenbaum, Dave Kushner, Carl McDowell, Stewart P Miller, Jimmy Scanlon and his pal Duane! The […]
A Psychic Helped Me Unleash My Inner Power, But Keeps Spoiling “WWE RAW” For Me
Everything was so hazy at first… In the distance, I saw myself in a board meeting, and I was CEO, my eyes glowing with pride. Shadows parted way, and I suddenly saw myself on a date with a perfect 10, confident, stylish, leaning in for a first kiss. But the fog returned, and when it […]
Why Won’t John Cena Visit Me in the Hospital?
It’s a phrase I’ve seen a thousand times on armbands, miniature towels, and neon-bright t-shirts throughout the last 15 years. It’s not just a saying, but a way of life; a mantra which one can turn to when their dreams seem so far out of reach. Yet as I lay here on this hospital gurney, […]