…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Woman Totally Okay With Turning 23…
…Most Rocks Are Walnuts…
…Overweight Hipster Dieting Ironically…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Best Way To Get Rich: Finding Bag Of Money In Woods…
…Ambitious Widower Gets Stages Of Grief Down To Four…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Rest Of Maroon 5 Probably Has Names…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Devastating New Documentary Changes Nothing…
…Thing Assumed To Be Chocolate-Filled Turns Out To Be Blueberry-Filled…
…Overweight Hipster Dieting Ironically…
…60-Year-Old Man Doesn’t Feel A Day Over 58…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Everyone In Hardware Store Clearly Planning A Murder…
…Scientists Discover That Human Body Is Disgusting…
…Michelle Obama Spotted Sneaking Vegetables Into Sleeping Kids’ Mouths…
…Man Finds Mannequin Far Too Attractive…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Below Surface, Small Town Exactly What It Seems…
…It’s Cool To Wear Organs On The Outside Now…
…Trail Mix Sustains Man For Journey To, From Trail Mix Bowl…
…70 Percent Of Americans Don’t Get Enough Sheep…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Community Garden Offers Free, Gross Vegetables To Neighborhood…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Mayor Doesn’t Declare Opposite Day…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Blood Drive Cookie Tastes Like Blood…
…KFC Secret Recipe Has Been Inside You All Along…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Man Who Bought Tampons For Girlfriend Expected More Fawning…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…No One Looks Good In Jeans…
…Gap Year Spent Working At The Gap…
…Fun Run Isn’t…
…Lady In Old House In Neighborhood Not Witch, Just Regular Murderer…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…California Bans Genetically Modified Farmers…
…Netflix Adds Fifth Movie…
…Dems Vow To See Zach Snyder Cut Of Mueller Report Released To Public…
…Dip Can Be Eaten Without Chips…
…Little Bits Of Paper Left On Starburst Counts As Fiber…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Picture Now Worth About 40 Words…
…Hitler Pleads With Time Travelers To Stop Killing Him…
…Thinking Outside The Box Leads To Unimaginable Sorrow…
…Girl Scouts Unveil Four New Flavors Of E-Juice…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Kid Rock Now Available In Menthol…
…Man Experiences The Miracle Of Flight With Powerful Bidet Toilet Attachment…
…Horrible Man Drives Wonderful Car…
…Tampax Introduces Pink-Colored Products Just For Women…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…RC Cola Secret Recipe Kept In Open Shoebox In Headquarters Lobby…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Prophecies Of Nostradamus’ Page-A-Day Calendar Ends On March 9th…
…Fancy Teens Start Garage Orchestra…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…

How To Talk To Your Kids About Skeletons Trying To Steal Your Treasure

9 months ago by

Check Out These Cleaning Tricks Your Maid Should Really Know How To Do Already

Admit it—nothing stresses you out like keeping a tidy home. From family to friends, working out to wealth management, it’s hard to find the time to keep everything spick and span. Thankfully, we’ve got a few tips that’ll make cleaning a breeze, as long as your maid is paying attention when you explain them to […]

Food & Recipes

Lifestyle

I Deserve The Right To Breastfeed My Snakes In Public

Sometimes when I breastfeed in public, ignorant store owners or cops feel the need to stop me instead of dealing with their own weird hangups. Breastfeeding is beautiful and natural. It’s a sacred bond between a mother and her young, and I should have the right to breastfeed my snakes in public whenever I want. […]

The Beginner’s Guide To England’s Regional Butthole Slang

Welcome to The Beginner’s Guide, our recurring series where our experts provide everything you need to know about your new endeavor, regardless of what it is. This week, we’ll be taking you through: The Beginner’s Guide To England’s Regional Butthole Slang The United Kingdom is a very small country, but it’s such an old country […]

People Always Told Me I Couldn’t Start My Own Bee Farm, So I Proved Them Right

People always told me there was no way I’d ever be able to manage a hive of bees like the trendy rooftop beekeepers of New York City, and oh boy, did it feel good to silence all the haters when I proved them right. I think I knew I wouldn’t be a good beekeeper when […]

Sick Tricks To Do While Breastfeeding Your Baby

At Bunny Ears, we do our best to help turn new moms into supermoms. Now that you’ve survived labor and lost the baby weight, it’s time for an actual challenge! Check out these super-sick breastfeeding tricks, each one guaranteed to turn your daily milking into the intense, body-busting competitive sport you better rock if you […]

Podcasts

Bunny Ears Podcast 41: LIST-O-MANIA (Annotated)

Hello Warren; it’s me, Matt Cohen. Yes- THAT Matt Cohen. Wait- not that one… the other one. Hi. This week, Stewart P Miller from Columbus Ohio joined Mack and myself for another edition of “Top 5 list episode podcast thing”. Basically, Mack, Stew and myself came up with 6 categories of “Top 5” lists and […]

Bunny Ears Podcast 40: Camp No Counselors (Annotated)

Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. I wasn’t invited to go to Camp No Counselors with them. Everyone I work with is a jerk! Everything’s going great so far! The Guest: A bunch! Michael Rosenbaum, Dave Kushner, Carl McDowell, Stewart P Miller,  Jimmy Scanlon and his pal Duane! The […]

Bunny Ears Podcast 39: BROADWAY BOUND with Matt Bennett (Annotated)

Salutations, Internet; or more specifically, Warren. It’s your old friend Matt Cohen. The same Matt Cohen who was voted America’s number one Podcasting Matt Cohen, three years in a row. This week, Mack (Devon/Rory/Keiran/JTT/Pikachu) and I are joined by former guest and friend of the show, Matt Bennett (from Victorious, Bridesmaids, The Virginity Hit, Me […]

Bunny Ears Podcast 38: P-E-O-P-L-E Festival Part 2 (Annotated)

Sup Warren? Matt Cohen here, again: apparently Craig needs something called “Condolence Time” which I think he made up, but alas; here I am, to talk to you about this weeks episode of the world (Earth) famous Bunny Ears Podcast podcast. (Warning; this will contain a lot of parentheticals) This week, Mack and myself present […]

Pop Culture

Our Newest Video

Cool Stuff to Buy

Stalk Us

logo
Home Lifestyle Pop Culture Wrestling Podcasts Videos About Us