Amazon Affiliate Notice
NOTICE: Bunny Ears is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com. If you need to buy toilet paper, batteries or The Good Son DVDs, Amazon.com is the place to do that. They did not ask us to write this. We are just doing it out of the goodness of our hearts. By reading this, you are opting in to only buying Good Son DVDs through amazon.com.
Collection of your Personal Information
In order to better provide you with products and services offered on our Site, Bunny Ears may collect personally identifiable information, such as your:
First and Last Name
Your Astrological Sign
Nicknames you wish you had been given
Favorite song about love
Favorite song about hate
Please keep in mind that if you directly disclose personally identifiable information or personally sensitive data through Bunny Ears’s public message boards, this information may be collected and used by others. Our chief Data Collector is named Marvin and boy does he have a story to tell. All inquiries about Marvin should be written in your personal journal because you will not find any information about him here.
We do not collect any personal information about you unless you voluntarily provide it to us. However, you may be required to provide certain personal information to us when you elect to use certain products or services available on the Site. These may include: (a) registering for an account on our Site; (b) entering a sweepstakes or contest sponsored by us or one of our partners; (c) signing up for special offers from selected third parties; (d) sending us an email message; (e) submitting your credit card or other payment information when ordering and purchasing products and services on our Site. To wit, we will use your information for, but not limited to, communicating with you in relation to services and/or products you have requested from us. We also may gather additional personal or non-personal information in the future. Again, this is Marvin’s job, and he takes it very seriously. Any questions about Marvin? Remember, you cannot ask them.
Use of your Personal Information
Bunny Ears collects and uses your personal information to operate its website(s) and deliver the services you have requested.
Bunny Ears may also use your personally identifiable information to inform you of other products or services available from Bunny Ears and its affiliates. We may also use your personal information to create fun and challenging word searches for our own amusement. Specifically, we take your information, jumble up all the letters and then see what other words and names we can create with it. We do this Wednesdays from 7-10am.
Sharing Information with Third Parties
Bunny Ears does not sell, rent or lease its customer lists to third parties.
Bunny Ears may share data with trusted partners to help perform statistical analysis, send you email or postal mail, provide customer support, or arrange for deliveries. All such third parties are prohibited from using your personal information except to provide these services to Bunny Ears, and they are required to maintain the confidentiality of your information. We will never give your information to third parties. Third parties are often way too rowdy for us. We prefer first and second parties. First parties are usually light drinks and tapas. Something in the afternoon. Second parties MUST include dinner. Steak, chicken OR a vegetarian option. Second parties are good enough, so no need for third parties.
Bunny Ears may disclose your personal information, without notice, if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such action is necessary to: (a) conform to the edicts of the law or comply with legal process served on Bunny Ears or the site; (b) protect and defend the rights or property of Bunny Ears; and/or (c) act under exigent circumstances to protect the personal safety of users of Bunny Ears, or the public.
If someone is investigating you, that is on you. We will stop at nothing to help the authorities apprehend the elusive pizza hacker. He/She cannot be allowed to continue hacking pizza trackers and sending the innocent victims’ pizzas to his/her location.
Tracking User Behavior
Bunny Ears may keep track of the websites and pages our users visit within Bunny Ears, in order to determine what Bunny Ears services are the most popular. This data is used to deliver customized content and advertising within Bunny Ears to customers whose behavior indicates that they are interested in a particular subject area. We are not watching you, but if you would like us to watch you, just ask. We will watch you jump off the diving board or do a belly flop, and it is okay to yell, “Mom! Watch! Watch me jump!” We will always watch you jump and you can always call us mom.
Automatically Collected Information
Information about your computer hardware and software may be automatically collected by Bunny Ears. This information can include: your IP address, browser type, domain names, access times and referring website addresses. This information is used for the operation of the service, to maintain quality of the service, and to provide general statistics regarding use of the Bunny Ears website. If you need a new computer, try browsing amazon.com. Again, this is not an ad, but our contributor Ricky found a really great deal on a ZuneBookPro from browsing amazon, so we always suggest this.
The Bunny Ears website may use “cookies” to help you personalize your online experience. A cookie is a text file that is placed on your hard disk by a web page server. Cookies cannot be used to run programs or deliver viruses to your computer. Cookies are uniquely assigned to you, and can only be read by a web server in the domain that issued the cookie to you. Do not eat these cookies. Never eat these cookies. We do not know what will happen and cannot promise you will make it out unscathed.
One of the primary purposes of cookies is to provide a convenience feature to save you time. The purpose of a cookie is to tell the Web server that you have returned to a specific page. For example, if you personalize Bunny Ears pages, or register with Bunny Ears site or services, a cookie helps Bunny Ears to recall your specific information on subsequent visits. This simplifies the process of recording your personal information, such as billing addresses, shipping addresses, and so on. When you return to the same Bunny Ears website, the information you previously provided can be retrieved, so you can easily use the Bunny Ears features that you customized.
You have the ability to accept or decline cookies. Most Web browsers automatically accept cookies, but you can usually modify your browser setting to decline cookies if you prefer. If you choose to decline cookies, you may not be able to fully experience the interactive features of the Bunny Ears services or websites you visit.
This website contains links to other sites. Please be aware that we are not responsible for the content or privacy practices of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of any other site that collects personally identifiable information. Understand that if you click on a link, it may take you down a rabbit hole that you cannot come back from. You may start at Bunny Ears and end up an ordained minister, or reading about woodworking in the chimp community. These things have happened, and much worse.
Bunny Ears readers are agreeing to free up at least 17% of mental space to think about Bunny Ears related content.
Security of your Personal Information
Bunny Ears secures your personal information from unauthorized access, use, or disclosure. Bunny Ears uses the following methods for this purpose:
– SSL Protocol
When personal information (such as a credit card number) is transmitted to other websites, it is protected through the use of encryption, such as the Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) protocol. These sockets are so secure. They are some of the most secure sockets known to man.
We strive to take appropriate security measures to protect against unauthorized access to or alteration of your personal information. Unfortunately, no data transmission over the Internet or any wireless network can be guaranteed to be 100% secure. As a result, while we strive to protect your personal information, you acknowledge that: (a) there are security and privacy limitations inherent to the Internet which are beyond our control; and (b) security, integrity, and privacy of any and all information and data exchanged between you and us through this Site cannot be guaranteed.
If you want to keep your data really, really safe, print all your emails and put them in a safety deposit box.
Children Under Thirteen
Bunny Ears does not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under the age of thirteen. If you are under the age of thirteen, you must ask your parent or guardian for permission to use this website.
By reading this you are promising employment opportunities for our contributor Jason’s son Byron. Byron is under 13 but he got permission from ALL his parents to read the site. Each and every parent. Byron may not need a job now, but he will surely need a job in the future. Byron’s grades are not currently where we want them to be, and so we are spending the summer making learning fun. Next year will be better for Byron but we cannot just rest on our laurels, assuming that Byron will be able to employ himself.
Disconnecting your Bunny Ears Account from Third Party Websites
You will be able to connect your Bunny Ears account to third party accounts. BY CONNECTING YOUR BUNNY EARS ACCOUNT TO YOUR THIRD PARTY ACCOUNT, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT YOU ARE CONSENTING TO THE CONTINUOUS RELEASE OF INFORMATION ABOUT YOU TO OTHERS (IN ACCORDANCE WITH YOUR PRIVACY SETTINGS ON THOSE THIRD PARTY SITES). IF YOU DO NOT WANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOU, INCLUDING PERSONALLY IDENTIFYING INFORMATION, TO BE SHARED IN THIS MANNER, DO NOT USE THIS FEATURE. You may disconnect your account from a third party account at any time. Users may learn how to disconnect their accounts from third-party websites by visiting their “My Account” page. Users may also contact us via email or telephone. We already warned you about third parties. Why aren’t first and second parties good enough for you? Sometimes in life, the party has to end. You cannot just keep party hopping. Parties may be fun, but there is more to life than parties. Try spending some time with your loved ones. Time spent with the people you care about can be even more fulfilling than parties.
From time to time, Bunny Ears may contact you via email for the purpose of providing announcements, promotional offers, alerts, confirmations, surveys, and/or other general communication. In order to improve our Services, we may receive a notification when you open an email from Bunny Ears or click on a link therein. We will never email you just to chat or ask “u up?” If anyone from Bunny Ears emails you, “Billy Tuesday Red Red Red 7219,” just start running. Run for your life. Something is not right and you will need to alert the authorities. Find a judge and explain everything. They will know what to do. Then get to a safe place, like a fire station or public library and wait for more info.
If you would like to stop receiving marketing or promotional communications via email from Bunny Ears, you may opt out of such communications by “replying STOP” or “clicking on the UNSUBSCRIBE button.”. We’ll never hold this against you, but we reserve the right to say, “Ah shucks. Why did ____ have to leave us?” That will start a company wide discussion that may or may not lead to a bon fire where we engage in soul searching and make s’mores. Maybe we’ll even have a sleepover if mom and dad let us.
External Data Storage Sites
We may store your data on servers provided by third party hosting vendors with whom we have contracted. Marvin (you remember Marvin) takes care of this. Marvin asked that you not ask any more questions about him. We know that you have asked questions since his last mention. This makes Marvin very uncomfortable and frankly he’s earned his privacy. We can not tell you why, but trust he has.
Changes to this Statement
If you have read this far, you must eat spaghetti tonight. Do not skimp on the garlic bread.
Bunny Ears welcomes your questions or comments regarding this Statement of Privacy. If you believe that Bunny Ears has not adhered to this Statement, please contact Bunny Ears at:
Bunny Ears, LLC
PO Box 392 93 4th Avenue
New York, New York 10003
Effective as of June 21, 2018
Terms and Conditions
Agreement between User and BunnyEars.com
Welcome to BunnyEars.com. The BunnyEars.com website (the “Site”) is comprised of various web pages operated by Bunny Ears, LLC (“Bunny Ears”). BunnyEars.com is offered to you conditioned on your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein (the “Terms”). Your use of BunnyEars.com constitutes your agreement to all such Terms. Please read these terms carefully, and keep a copy of them for your reference.
BunnyEars.com is a Comedy and Entertainment Site
BunnyEars.com is a satire of celebrity-driven lifestyle blogs and is meant as pure entertainment. Bunny Ears invents fake names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Bunny Ears is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. Do not try to duplicate anything seen on this website. DO try to laugh. Laughing burns calories and adds minutes to your life. 1 laugh = 1 minute.
Visiting BunnyEars.com or sending emails to Bunny Ears constitutes electronic communications. You consent to receive electronic communications and you agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically, via email and on the Site, satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing. If you want to hire a lawyer to read this for you, that is your choice. Always make sure to hire a lawyer who wears a suit. Lawyers who do not wear suits should not be trusted. Even if they have an ad on the back of a bus.
Children Under Thirteen
Bunny Ears does not knowingly collect, either online or offline, personal information from persons under the age of thirteen. If you are under 18, you may use BunnyEars.com only with permission of a parent or guardian. 14 year olds are not required to, but SHOULD ask two or more family members to read Bunny Ears. There is a lot of great content for your aunt and uncle to read. They might not know about the site yet so do them a favor and start sending links.
Links to Third Party Sites/Third Party Services
BunnyEars.com may contain links to other websites (“Linked Sites”). The Linked Sites are not under the control of Bunny Ears and Bunny Ears is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site, including without limitation any link contained in a Linked Site, or any changes or updates to a Linked Site. Bunny Ears is providing these links to you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Bunny Ears of the site or any association with its operators.
Certain services made available via BunnyEars.com are delivered by third party sites and organizations. By using any product, service or functionality originating from the BunnyEars.com domain, you hereby acknowledge and consent that Bunny Ears may share such information and data with any third party with whom Bunny Ears has a contractual relationship to provide the requested product, service or functionality on behalf of BunnyEars.com users and customers. Hi, Bob the Lawyer here. Just wanted to interject with a quick anecdote about a third party I went to. When I was in college at the University of Manhattan, I went to a birthday party. One month later, I woke up in a pool filled with gelatin in the backyard of a mansion. I did not remember how I got there. That is why you should be cautious about third parties.
No Unlawful or Prohibited Use/Intellectual Property
All content included as part of the Service, such as text, graphics, logos, images, as well as the compilation thereof, and any software used on the Site, is the property of Bunny Ears or its suppliers and protected by copyright and other laws that protect intellectual property and proprietary rights. You agree to observe and abide by all copyright and other proprietary notices, legends or other restrictions contained in any such content and will not make any changes thereto.
You will not modify, publish, transmit, reverse engineer, participate in the transfer or sale, create derivative works, or in any way exploit any of the content, in whole or in part, found on the Site. Bunny Ears content is not for resale. Your use of the Site does not entitle you to make any unauthorized use of any protected content, and in particular you will not delete or alter any proprietary rights or attribution notices in any content. You will use protected content solely for your personal use, and will make no other use of the content without the express written permission of Bunny Ears and the copyright owner. You agree that you do not acquire any ownership rights in any protected content. We do not grant you any licenses, express or implied, to the intellectual property of Bunny Ears or our licencors except as expressly authorized by these Terms. If you have a great idea write it down on a piece of paper. Stare at the idea for ten minutes and then either burn it or frame it. That is really all you can do.
Use of Communication Services
The Site may contain bulletin board services, chat areas, news groups, forums, communities, personal web pages, calendars, and/or other message or communication facilities designed to enable you to communicate with the public at large or with a group (collectively, “Communication Services”). You agree to use the Communication Services only to post, send and receive messages and material that are proper and related to the particular Communication Service.
By way of example, and not as a limitation, you agree that when using a Communication Service, you will not: defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others; publish, post, upload, distribute or disseminate any inappropriate, profane, defamatory, infringing, obscene, indecent or unlawful topic, name, material or information; upload files that contain software or other material protected by intellectual property laws (or by rights of privacy of publicity) unless you own or control the rights thereto or have received all necessary consents; upload files that contain viruses, corrupted files, or any other similar software or programs that may damage the operation of another’s computer; advertise or offer to sell or buy any goods or services for any business purpose, unless such Communication Service specifically allows such messages; conduct or forward surveys, contests, pyramid schemes or chain letters; download any file posted by another user of a Communication Service that you know, or reasonably should know, cannot be legally distributed in such manner; falsify or delete any author attributions, legal or other proper notices or proprietary designations or labels of the origin or source of software or other material contained in a file that is uploaded; restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the Communication Services; violate any code of conduct or other guidelines which may be applicable for any particular Communication Service; harvest or otherwise collect information about others, including e-mail addresses, without their consent; violate any applicable laws or regulations.
Bunny Ears has no obligation to monitor the Communication Services. However, Bunny Ears reserves the right to review materials posted to a Communication Service and to remove any materials in its sole discretion. Bunny Ears reserves the right to terminate your access to any or all of the Communication Services at any time without notice for any reason whatsoever.
Bunny Ears reserves the right at all times to disclose any information as necessary to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process or governmental request, or to edit, refuse to post or to remove any information or materials, in whole or in part, in Bunny Ears’s sole discretion.
Bunny Ears reserves all rights at all times to dance like nobody’s watching.
Always use caution when giving out any personally identifying information about yourself or your children in any Communication Service. Bunny Ears does not control or endorse the content, messages or information found in any Communication Service and, therefore, Bunny Ears specifically disclaims any liability with regard to the Communication Services and any actions resulting from your participation in any Communication Service. Managers and hosts are not authorized Bunny Ears spokespersons, and their views do not necessarily reflect those of Bunny Ears.
Materials uploaded to a Communication Service may be subject to posted limitations on usage, reproduction and/or dissemination. You are responsible for adhering to such limitations if you upload the materials.
Materials Provided to BunnyEars.com or Posted on Any Bunny Ears Web Page
Bunny Ears does not claim ownership of the materials you provide to BunnyEars.com (including feedback and suggestions) or post, upload, input or submit to any Bunny Ears Site or our associated services (collectively “Submissions”). However, by posting, uploading, inputting, providing or submitting your Submission you are granting Bunny Ears, our affiliated companies and necessary sublicensees permission to use your Submission in connection with the operation of their Internet businesses including, without limitation, the rights to: copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, reproduce, edit, translate and reformat your Submission; and to publish your name in connection with your Submission.
No compensation will be paid with respect to the use of your Submission, as provided herein. Bunny Ears is under no obligation to post or use any Submission you may provide and may remove any Submission at any time in Bunny Ears’s sole discretion.
By posting, uploading, inputting, providing or submitting your Submission you warrant and represent that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to your Submission as described in this section including, without limitation, all the rights necessary for you to provide, post, upload, input or submit the Submissions.
Bunny Ears does not claim ownership over fun. We have been accused of that in the past. Sure, we have a lot of fun around here, but you cannot quantify fun. There is always enough fun to go around, and while we might be having the most fun, there will always be fun in other corners of the Internet. Please no buzzkills.
Third Party Accounts
You will be able to connect your Bunny Ears account to third party accounts. By connecting your Bunny Ears account to your third party account, you acknowledge and agree that you are consenting to the continuous release of information about you to others (in accordance with your privacy settings on those third party sites). If you do not want information about you to be shared in this manner, do not use this feature. Lawyer Bob here again. Have you heard of Fourth Parties? That is where things really start to get interesting. If you want to share your information with Fourth Parties, just ask and we will get the ball rolling.
The Service is controlled, operated and administered by Bunny Ears from our offices within the USA. If you access the Service from a location outside the USA, you are responsible for compliance with all local laws. You agree that you will not use the Bunny Ears Content accessed through BunnyEars.com in any country or in any manner prohibited by any applicable laws, restrictions or regulations. We reserve all rights to try to create our own country in the future. That is part of the plan.
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Bunny Ears, its officers, directors, employees, agents and third parties, for any losses, costs, liabilities and expenses (including reasonable attorney’s fees) relating to or arising out of your use of or inability to use the Site or services, any user postings made by you, your violation of any terms of this Agreement or your violation of any rights of a third party, or your violation of any applicable laws, rules or regulations. Bunny Ears reserves the right, at its own cost, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will fully cooperate with Bunny Ears in asserting any available defenses.
Indemnification is a great title for a movie. Most people will not know what it means, but they will instantly know it is important. Please do not take this movie title from us, as we are probably already writing the movie as you read this. The movie may, but is not required to, feature the actor Robert Redford. Robert Redford is in no way affiliated with the film yet, but we are throwing this out into the world so that he will hopefully read this and say, “Hey Agent, get me Bunny Ears. I want to make this Indemnification picture.”
In the event the parties are not able to resolve any dispute between them arising out of or concerning these Terms and Conditions, or any provisions hereof, whether in contract, tort, or otherwise at law or in equity for damages or any other relief, then such dispute shall be resolved only by final and binding arbitration pursuant to the Federal Arbitration Act, conducted by a single neutral arbitrator and administered by the American Arbitration Association, or a similar arbitration service selected by the parties, in a location mutually agreed upon by the parties. The arbitrator’s award shall be final, and judgment may be entered upon it in any court having jurisdiction. In the event that any legal or equitable action, proceeding or arbitration arises out of or concerns these Terms and Conditions, the prevailing party shall be entitled to recover its costs and reasonable attorney’s fees. The parties agree to arbitrate all disputes and claims in regards to these Terms and Conditions or any disputes arising as a result of these Terms and Conditions, whether directly or indirectly, including Tort claims that are a result of these Terms and Conditions. The parties agree that the Federal Arbitration Act governs the interpretation and enforcement of this provision. The entire dispute, including the scope and enforceability of this arbitration provision shall be determined by the Arbitrator. This arbitration provision shall survive the termination of these Terms and Conditions.
Has anyone ever tried to sue a duck?
Class Action Waiver
Any arbitration under these Terms and Conditions will take place on an individual basis; class arbitrations and class/representative/collective actions are not permitted. THE PARTIES AGREE THAT A PARTY MAY BRING CLAIMS AGAINST THE OTHER ONLY IN EACH’S INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PUTATIVE CLASS, COLLECTIVE AND/ OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING, SUCH AS IN THE FORM OF A PRIVATE ATTORNEY GENERAL ACTION AGAINST THE OTHER. Further, unless both you and Bunny Ears agree otherwise, the arbitrator may not consolidate more than one person’s claims, and may not otherwise preside over any form of a representative or class proceeding.
THE PLAINTIFF IS ALSO A GREAT TITLE FOR A MOVIE SO IF YOU WRITE A MOVIE WITH THAT TITLE PLEASE LET US KNOW.
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BUNNY EARS, LLC AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE SUITABILITY, RELIABILITY, AVAILABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS CONTAINED ON THE SITE FOR ANY PURPOSE. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, ALL SUCH INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” WITHOUT WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND. BUNNY EARS, LLC AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THIS INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
WE ARE NOT ANGRY, BUT IT IS IMPORTANT FOR US TO WRITE THIS IN ALL CAPS SO YOU GET WHERE WE ARE COMING FROM. DO NOT READ THIS PART AS ANGRY. READ IT AS, “THIS PART IS SUPER IMPORTANT SO WE ARE YELLING IT FROM THE TOP OF A ROOFTOP. NOT AN ANGRY YELL, BUT A LOUD VOLUME YELL.” IMAGINE 10 LOUD TRUMPET BLASTS PRECEDING THIS DECREE. WE WISH WE COULD ADD THE TRUMPET PARTS INTO THIS DOCUMENT BUT CURRENT TECHNOLOGY DOES NOT ALLOW THAT. SOON.
Bunny Ears reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate your access to the Site and the related services or any portion thereof at any time, without notice. To the maximum extent permitted by law, this agreement is governed by the laws of the State of New York and you hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of courts in New York in all disputes arising out of or relating to the use of the Site. Use of the Site is unauthorized in any jurisdiction that does not give effect to all provisions of these Terms, including, without limitation, this section.
You agree that no joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship exists between you and Bunny Ears as a result of this agreement or use of the Site. Bunny Ears’s performance of this agreement is subject to existing laws and legal process, and nothing contained in this agreement is in derogation of Bunny Ears’s right to comply with governmental, court and law enforcement requests or requirements relating to your use of the Site or information provided to or gathered by Bunny Ears with respect to such use. If any part of this agreement is determined to be invalid or unenforceable pursuant to applicable law including, but not limited to, the warranty disclaimers and liability limitations set forth above, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of the agreement shall continue in effect.
Unless otherwise specified herein, this agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the user and Bunny Ears with respect to the Site and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral (haha) or written, between the user and Bunny Ears with respect to the Site. A printed version of this agreement and of any notice given in electronic form shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this agreement to the same extent and subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. It is the express wish to the parties that this agreement and all related documents be written in English. If you see a ghost, do not talk to it for any reason. If you see a ghost writing a letter, take note of whatever that letter says. It might be important.
Changes to Terms
Bunny Ears reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to change the Terms under which BunnyEars.com is offered. The most current version of the Terms will supersede all previous versions. Bunny Ears encourages you to periodically review the Terms to stay informed of our updates. It is important to take time for self-reflection. At any point, we may take a long walk around a lake or pond, look into the water to see what our reflection looks like, and then decide to change the terms. People change, you know?
Bunny Ears welcomes your questions or comments regarding the Terms:
Bunny Ears, LLC
PO Box 392 93 4th Avenue
New York, New York 10003
Effective as of June 21, 2018
Never trust your life to any product on this website or other websites.
Bunny Ears, LLC and www.BunnyEars.com will NOT accept any responsibility for any accidents or damages caused by attempting to replicate, imitate or try any of the advice on this website. Everything on BunnyEars.com is purely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes.
PLEASE DON’T TRY ANY OF THE TRICKS OR STUNTS MENTIONED OR DEPICTED ON THIS WEBSITE, OR IN ANY VIDEOS OR PHOTOS. BUNNY EARS EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL LOSSES, DEATH, INJURIES, PARALYSIS, AND/OR DAMAGES ARISING FROM THE DISPLAY, USE OR IMITATION OF THE ARTICLES, VIDEOS AND PHOTOS ON BunnyEars.com.
IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT DOING SOMETHING DANGEROUS TO GET ATTENTION, EAT A GRANOLA BAR INSTEAD. YOU MAY JUST BE HUNGRY. BUNNY EARS MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, OF ANY KIND AND EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTY REGARDING THE ACCURACY OR RELIABILITY OF THE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THE VIDEOS AND PHOTOS, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR MERCHANTABILITY. ALSO NEVER SEND YOUR HAIR TO BUNNY EARS. WE DO NO NOT WANT YOUR HAIR SO PLEASE STOP SENDING IT.
Do not attempt the tricks or any stunts and tricks displayed in the articles, pictures, podcast or videos. Most of these stunt performers are skilled professionals or simply very lucky people. TRYING THESE TRICKS COULD LEAD TO SERIOUS INJURY, INCLUDING PARALYSIS, OR EVEN DEATH!