Pizza Bunny Ears
Bunnies’ ears are vastly superior to humans’.
We’re not trying to make you feel bad about your weak, inferior ears, it’s just science.
If you were a prey animal, those goofy little flaps you listen with wouldn’t tell you where your natural predator was until it was already eating you. It’s shameful, really.
Which is why you should overcompensate, with a fine Bunny Ears brand bunny ears headband!
This pair has a custom-made pizza fabric, from artist Brittany Teyer.
Bunnies can detect higher frequency sounds than we can, and pizza can be more delicious than we can, so the addition of this fine headband will improve your life by at least 200%, guaranteed*.
*Guarantees not guaranteed