Shirt Shirt



A “T-Shirt” T-Shirt

A bold, incredible, detailed basic (of which you should have at least twelve), this crew-neck “shirt” allows you to let your hair down a little, do some heavy carpentry, and finally make that perfect, scale-replica of Noah’s Ark you’ve always wanted to build. Steve Carell made it happen in Evan Almighty, so why can’t you? What’s been stopping you from reaching your true potential as not only a carpenter, but as a prophet? Release all flora and fauna from the confines of your nearest zoo and get to start on the project that will secure your righteousness in the eyes of the Lord. But first get two of these stupid things. You know what this is. Available in black or white.


Women’s Sizing Guide

Men’s Sizing Guide

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XXL is $2.00 extra

XXXL is $3.00 extra

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