…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…