2019 Swimsuit Trends For Every Body As Long As They’re Skinny
Swimwear is no place to abandon ANY of your sisters, that’s why we’ve got the perfect swimsuits for every gal whose body fat percentage we accept as okay!
Underwear Brands Need To Acknowledge My Weird Penis
Are you a man who struggles to find comfortable underwear? Don’t worry; you’re not alone, and we share in your annoyance and anger.
Train Your Adorable New Puppy By Negging The Shit Out Of It
Teach that stupid furball to stop being such a basic bitch
Stop Body Shaming And Accept Yourself As You Are, Unless You’re James
Hey James, fuck you you disgusting shit. Everyone else, please learn to accept your body as it is!
DIY Your Own Designer Nipples
Just when you thought the only thing wrong with women was their hips, hair, eyes, neck, stomach, butt, back, and tongue, a new and exciting thing for women to hate about themselves has emerged! That’s right, the hot new trend in fixing things on your body that weren’t broke in the first place is designer […]