I don’t know why everybody called my uncles “Bad Dudes,” because they were good dudes. More than good. Probably the best people I’ll ever know.
Congrats, you’re a superhero now. Off to save the day!
Is the hole in the wall of a public bathroom through which you do unspeakable things starting to look a bit rundown? Then you need an extreme glory hole makeover, buddy.
Use this guide, and everywhere you go, people will think that you’re the real Grimace!
