Our Wrestling Scientists Warn That Steve Austin Will Be Stone Lukewarm By 2050
Can the world make the necessary changes?
Has ‘Mario Kart’ Contributed To Climate Change?
We’re asking the hard questions—because someone has to.
How to Decide Which Cat Is Inheriting Your Fortune
You may love your cats equally, but they aren’t all equal when it comes to personal responsibility.
The Newest Spring Color Is Gray Because All The Plants Have Died
We might be living in a lifeless, barren wasteland, but it’s nothing a little color wouldn’t spruce up if we hadn’t killed every color but grey!
Ice Hotels to Visit Now Before They Melt And Probably Catch Fire
Be prepared to pay one billion dollars for that second checked bag, because things are about to get crazy.
Tips for Throwing a Great Christmas Party Despite the Ongoing Mass Extinction
Yeah, we are doomed, but at least there is cake!
Protect Our Nation’s Forests So I Have A Place to Play Pretend Witch
Thirty percent of the world’s area is covered in forest, yet miles and miles of trees are bulldozed every year to accommodate the agriculture industry, housing developments, and our favorite stationary products from Paper Source. Ugh, guilty! Their stuff is so cute! But not only does this destruction ruin natural animal habitats and increase the […]