…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…

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