It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
I realized I was doing everything exactly right.
Every dad has a pants pickle ready to tickle, but we don’t always put it out there in the best light. Well that ends now.
What the real danger is here? A virus I specifically designed to kill 90% of the population, or the untested vaccine for it? I think you know my answer.
Seriously just fucking take them.
Hear me out.
He was known as The Captain back then.