…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…