… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…

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