Become More Cultured By Covering Your Genitals In Yogurt
It’s not JUST a pun (though that’s admittedly a big part of this).
How To Get Over Imposter Syndrome Without Revealing Your Fake Identity
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
It’s Time To Teach Your Children The True Meaning Of No Nut November
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
Interior Design Ideas That Hide Your Suspended Bondage Fetish
Have you thought about an indoor hammock?
Have An Eco-Friendly Halloween By Decorating With Real Corpses
They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!
We Talked To A Sex Therapist About Their Favorite ‘Friday The 13th’ Kills
It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.
Halloween Couples Costumes For Open Marriages
Fun and festive ways to let everyone know you’re in The Lifestyle!
All The Colors We’re Painting Our Fall Foliage This Season
It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.
5 Jack-O’-Lanterns That Just Turned Into Danny DeVito Somehow
Happy fall, y’all! We’re coming at you with the only pumpkin carving tutorial you’ll ever need. We’re going to be looking at five simple designs today, and I’m going to give you all the tips and tricks I use to make perfect Halloween jack-o’-lanterns. [Disclaimer: Many of the below pumpkins may end up looking like […]
Simple Halloween Costumes That Will Take Several Minutes To Explain
‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’
If You Really Love Fall You’ll Eat These Fucking Yellow Leaves
You SAY it’s your favorite season. Prove it.
5 Ways Mindfulness Can Help You Get Your Money’s Worth At The Seafood Buffet
Breathe into those feelings of fullness…
Fabulous Fall Crafts To Take Your Mind Off Wesley’s Thunderdick
He’s made it clear that he’s moved on.
This App Reveals Your Genealogy—Just Stick Your Phone Up Your Butt!
There’s a wealth of information in your butthole.
5 Cool Toys You Can Buy Because You’re A Grown-Ass Adult Who Does What You Want
Look me at me now, dad!
FOLLOW UP: The Best Way To Remove Porcupine Quills From Your Urethra
We’ve admittedly been getting a LOT of questions.
Attention Men: It’s Okay To Talk About Penis Molting
I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?