Back-To-School Sales For Regressing Back To When You Had Hope
Yes, the earth is dying, but check out these glitter pens!
Introducing Culk-Inn, The World’s First Macaulay Culkin-Themed Luxury Hotel
Note: We only serve cheese pizza.
How to Tell Your Kids There’s A Baby in Your Tummy—Because You Ate One
It can be hard for them to understand.
How To Best Oppress Your Workers In The Era of Climate Change
Wondering how to oppress your workers responsibily in the era of climate change? We are too!
Is The Bunny Ears Pop-Up Coming To Your City? Because We’ve Lost It
If you see it, please let us know.
Everything That’s Gonna Bite You On This Summer Hiking Trip
Heading out into the wilderness for some hiking is a great way to reconnect with your true self and get your ass bit by majestic nature.
Styles Everyone Will Be Wearing When The Dystopian Regime Commands It
This is what Best Leader wants for us.
I’m No Longer Married To The Sea, And I’m Ready To Mingle
I’m on the hunt for the ultimate white whale: love.
Our Guide To The Most Terrifyingly Authentic Renaissance Faires of 2019
Like the Harvard Yard Festival, where stake-burning is encouraged!
Our Marshmallow Diet Lets You Camp In The Woods For Weeks Without Pooping!
Marshmallows are basically nature’s intestinal glue.
I Went Phoneless For A Week (Because A Mugger Stole My Phone)
Don’t you just hate it when we start going crazy when you’re without your phone for a week after a mass assailant robs you of it at gunpoint? Me too.
Adult Diaper Play The Eco-Friendly Way With Reusable Diapers
Adult diaper play is nothing to be ashamed of…but abusing the earth IS.
This Summer’s Hottest Diet Is Staring At The Ocean Thinking About Food
There’s so many kinds of foods you can think about!
Feminist Baby Names For Boys That Are Mostly Nicknames For The Vulva
Consider naming your son any one of these feminist names that also mean vagina.
The Ferret Vagina Moon And Other Powerful Moon Phases We Just Made Up
Have you heard of the Waxing Ex Crescent moon?
Travel The World By Recapturing Those 13 Evil Ghosts You Released
You’ll wish these demon spirits escaped every year!