Recipes For Standing In Front Of The Fridge In Your Underwear At 2AM
Not to be confused for 3AM recipes.
DIY Your Own Designer Nipples
Just when you thought the only thing wrong with women was their hips, hair, eyes, neck, stomach, butt, back, and tongue, a new and exciting thing for women to hate about themselves has emerged! That’s right, the hot new trend in fixing things on your body that weren’t broke in the first place is designer […]
Contour Your Cat’s Nipples So They’re Less Disgusting
Regardless of their sex, your cat can have anywhere from 4 to 10 nipples, because God hates cat owners and wants to punish us. They’re horrifying, and they love showing them off like common whores. I’ve been to every vet in Los Angeles County and they all refused to remove my cat’s unsightly nipples, so […]