Planning the Perfect Ritualistic Maypole Party
If you’re gonna sacrifice a virgin, you better sacrifice a virgin the right way.
The Newest Spring Color Is Gray Because All The Plants Have Died
We might be living in a lifeless, barren wasteland, but it’s nothing a little color wouldn’t spruce up if we hadn’t killed every color but grey!
Wellness Lifehacks For Spring: April 29, 2019-May 5, 2019
Bunny Ears has your back when it comes to your Health and Wellness.
Six Spring Divorce Court Looks Guaranteed To Give Him Full Custody
If the nanny isn’t watching these kids YOU shouldn’t have to. Check out our divorce court wardrobe advice and make sure HE gets custody.
Dreamy Spring Beach Escapes That Are Already Booked By Better People
Bad news: you won’t be taking a glorious spring beach escape this year. Good news: We found out who booked your spot, and they’re so much cooler than you!
Beach Bods, Parenting Tips, And More Lifehacks: 3/25/19-3/31/19
Get beach ready by Thanos-Snapping yourself into a pile of ashes!
Spring Scents That Will Drive Him Deep Into A Depressive Episode
Ladies, these spring perfumes will strongly remember him of springs from long ago AND send him into a downward spiral over deep feelings of loss.
The Hottest Mid-Post-Winter-Pre-Spring Trends: 2019 Edition
Think about a heavy coat and also goggles.
Flowy Dresses That’ll Make Wind Go, ‘Whoosh! Me Wanna See What’s Under There!’
Nothing makes you feel more like a carefree woman with a bottomless bank account than a summer’s breeze brushing expensive fabric onto your freshly-waxed labia. But did you know that sometimes that laissez-faire sensual freedom can attract unwanted sexual attention? No, we’re not just talking about men—we mean something even more powerful. The weather! The […]