…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…

Ted Cruz