…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…