Get In My Sensory Deprivation Egg And Emerge As The Gobbledy Gooker
Try the phenomenal sensory deprivation egg and start depriving your way to success!
Reminder: Don’t Fuck Up This Turkey, Because You Can Really Use A Win Right Now
This Thanksgiving turkey is just the opportunity you need to have at least one thing go right. And you really need it because, let’s be honest, you can really use a win right now.
I Mistook Gobbledy Gooker For A Real Turkey And Had The Best Thanksgiving Ever
I was in a hurry, okay!