Why is Thanksgiving so damn complicated?
This Thanksgiving turkey is just the opportunity you need to have at least one thing go right. And you really need it because, let’s be honest, you can really use a win right now.
So, so many things.
I was in a hurry, okay!
Filthy, no good sinners.
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
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