Your new girlfriend is NOT gonna be happy.
You’re not a monster.
If you’re raising one of these “cage-free children,” you’re a crappy parent. There, we said it.
What the real danger is here? A virus I specifically designed to kill 90% of the population, or the untested vaccine for it? I think you know my answer.
Full disclosure, your husband emailed to us because your sex life sounds like a mess.