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This Week in Wellness in Wrestling

Sun salutations, my spirit animals and metaphysical dilettantes! It’s your erstwhile wellness guru and glamping expert, Lonnie Standish. I feel absolutely ebullient to be starting an auspicious tenure at Bunny Ears! After twelve long years penning “The Gay Gadabout” for Food & Wine Magazine, I feel I have a great deal of acumen to lend […]

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Introducing Triple H2O: Your New Favorite Beverage

TIME TO RE-HY-DRATE!

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Stubborn Fan Still Chants ‘ECW!’ At Shows

“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.

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Repo Man Repossessed My Dignity

I still don’t know why.

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All The ‘Real’ Athletes WWE Should Debut To Confuse Fans

There’s so many!

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White Nationalism Officially Declared Symptom Of Hulkamania

Many of those afflicted go untreated.

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Pro Wrestlers Ranked By Their Dad Bods

Finally!

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Mark Henry Comes Out As Sapiosexual Chocolate

He’s apparently all about “big, juicy brains.”

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Things I Found While Rooting Through Vince McMahon’s Garbage

Wow!

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Other Texas Cities And Minerals DDP Tried Before Making It Big

Like ‘Fluorite Amarillo Page,’ and more!

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Uh-Oh…CM Punk Got Seth Rollins As His Double Kayfabe Super Secret Santa

Luckily, he’s AWESOME at gifts.

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Creationists Group Does Not Believe Luchasaurus Is Real

‘The Earth was created in six days, and Luchasaurus was not a part of it.’

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Which Wrestler Should You Bring To Your Family’s Annual Holiday Fight?

Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?

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No, Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart Won’t Kill Your Wife For Money

So please, stop asking.

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You’ll Never Guess What Happens When The Fiend Chooses The Heal Glove

We looked into it.

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La-Z-Boy To Sponsor Chairs Match At Upcoming ‘TLC’ Pay-Per-View

This could get dangerous.

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I Think I’m Done Going To Escape Rooms With Braun Strowman

I’m serious this time.

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Retro WWE T-Shirts Of The Month

So retro and SO problematic!

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Goldberg Challenges Santa After His Chimney Gets Skipped Yet Again

He’s pissed.

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NXT Debuts Controversial New Wrestler ‘Greasy O’Grady’

His catchphrase is ‘Fugeddaboutit, boyo!’

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Mundane Places Where Goldberg Accidentally Knocked Himself Out

The list is longer than you’d think.

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Opinion: AEW Has A Drug Problem Because It’s A Whole Roster Of Drug-Free Nerds

And it’s wildly disappointing.

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I’m A Doctor And Vince McMahon’s Grapefruit-Sized Testicles Are Not Normal

He should seek medical attention immediately.

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Professional Wrestling Moves To Help You Get What You Want On Black Friday

Just make sure mall security is no where nearby!

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I Mistook Gobbledy Gooker For A Real Turkey And Had The Best Thanksgiving Ever

I was in a hurry, okay!

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Where Are They Now: Stone Cold Steve Austin’s Beer Truck

We looked into it.

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The Best Luchador Masks For Any Sexual Act

There’s so many great ones to choose from.

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Where Are They Now: Chavo’s Toy Horse, Pepé

We weren’t expecting this.

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Jim Ross Has An ASMR Channel And We’re So Stressed Out

There’s so much yelling.

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How To Survive A Braun Strowman Encounter

Step One: Play dead.

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The Red Belt Is On The Blue Show. COLORS MEAN NOTHING NOW!!

Is no one else extremely bothered by this?!

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Where Are They Now: Triple H’s Long Hair

His luscious locks were a wrestling-world staple for decades.

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We Met The Safety Inspector Of Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Funhouse, And It Wasn’t Good

Boy, were there a lot of hazards!

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My Health Insurance Only Covers Wrestling Doctors

It’s actually not so bad.

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4 Times Brock Lesnar Definitely Fell In Love During A Match

Here comes the pain … but maybe, just maybe, the love is worth it.

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5 Times Jim Cornette Was A Pretty Chill Dude—As Told By Vince Russo

Like that time he loaned me a pen.

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Triple H Just Pointed At Me And Now I’m Signed To NXT

I never wanted this.

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Macaulay Culkin Gets Stalked By WWE’s The Undertaker: Watch Here

The Deadman is out for blood.

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Several Times Mr. Perfect Was Less Than Perfect

We’re sorry to break this to you.

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ICP’s ‘Clown Jewel’ Officially Going Head-To-Head With WWE’s ‘Crown Jewel’

‘Clown Jewel’ is slated to take place in Springville, Indiana.

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Where Are They Now: Head

We looked into it.

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WWE Publicist Switches To Mainlining Xanax For Next Crown Jewel PPV

It’s just ‘to get him through the week.’

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Eric Bischoff’s Greatest Accomplishments As Executive Director Of SmackDown

He figured out the coffee machine!

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‘WWE 2K20’ Deluxe Edition Adds ‘Shit Your Pants’ Mode For Increased Realism

Coming October 22nd!

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WWE Crown Jewel 2019 Spoilers (From The Future!)

We’ve got the results over a week ahead of the event.

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