Clean Your WWE Action Figures With Your Lonely Tears (Not By Zack Ryder)
Your sadness makes for a great all-natural solution.
Our Wrestling Scientists Warn That Steve Austin Will Be Stone Lukewarm By 2050
Can the world make the necessary changes?
How To Use Pro-Wrestling Lingo For Improved Workplace Communication
Why limit the times and places you use wrestling-speak?
All The Champions Brock Lesnar Tried To Cash In On Before Seth Rollins
That briefcase works for ANY championship.
The Rock Just Revealed That His Belly Button Gets Infected VERY Easily
He calls it “the people’s infection.”
The Worst Places To Challenge For The 24/7 Title
From a children’s ball pit to the International Space Station.
Indie Wrestling Superstars You’ve Never Heard Of (Because They’re Babies)
Lydia “Full Diaper” Ginero is a force to be reckoned with.
3 Lesser-Known Wrestling Holds Perfect For A No Holds Barred Match
Have you heard of the ‘Reverse Heimlich’?
Help! I’m Dating A Wrestling Monster, And He Cries Hardest When He Wins!
He says he has trouble controlling his happiness.
Get Your Boyfriend To A Key Party By Telling Him It’s A Superstar Shakeup
Trick him into an open relationship with a Superstar Shakeup key party!
Lesser-Known Chris Jericho Gimmicks
Sometimes it seems EVERYONE in the WWE has their own schtick. But Chris Jericho was the MASTER of disguise.
Bunny Ears Exclusive: Sgt. Slaughter Tells All!
Remember the military guy from the ’80s heyday of the WWF? He’s radically different out of the ring…emphasis on “radical.”
Ryan Nemeth And Macaulay Culkin Rap On Wrestling, Rip On Ryback
This episode is guaranteed to be a Game of Thrones and End Game spoiler-free zone, because Ryan hasn’t gotten into either of those things.
Get In My Sensory Deprivation Egg And Emerge As The Gobbledy Gooker
Try the phenomenal sensory deprivation egg and start depriving your way to success!
Vince McMahon’s Post-XFL Forays Into Other Sports
After the XFL tanked in 2001, Vince McMahon tried to WWE-ify other sports. Really. He really did.
My Dad Is A Roman Reigns Fan And I Can’t Live With It Anymore
I’m a lifelong fan of professional wrestling, thanks to my dad. We’ve always enjoyed cheering for the best of the best. From Stone Cold flipping off Vince to The Rock electrifying millions, both my dad and I were hardcore fans. But as time moved on, things have changed. The current era of WWE has thrown […]
Bunny Ears Podcast 36: Chris Jericho (Annotated)
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern. They make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! I’m learning a lot this week, and you will too. Apparently there’s a country called “Canada”? The Guest: The lionheart, the Ayatollah of Rock N’ Rolla, Y2J…Chris Jericho! The Lowdown: Bunny Ears…IS…JERICHO! But first Mack has to redo […]
Bunny Ears Podcast 35: Live (on Tape) From Starrcast! (Annotated)
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern. They make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! The guys went to a cool convention and I didn’t get invited, and then they didn’t tell me this was this week’s podcast until pretty late, but that’s okay! I cancelled my plans to stay home and write […]
A Psychic Helped Me Unleash My Inner Power, But Keeps Spoiling “WWE RAW” For Me
Everything was so hazy at first… In the distance, I saw myself in a board meeting, and I was CEO, my eyes glowing with pride. Shadows parted way, and I suddenly saw myself on a date with a perfect 10, confident, stylish, leaning in for a first kiss. But the fog returned, and when it […]
Bunny Ears Podcast 30 – Freddie Prinze, Jr. (Annotated)
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! Are you all that? Are you a Jedi? Because this week’s Prinze of a guest is. The Guest: Freddie Prinze, Jr The Lowdown: There aren’t enough Devon Sawas in the world, but he’s not the guest or the […]