“Is he just chanting ‘NXT’ wrong?” asks 23-year-old Velveteen Dream.
I still don’t know why.
There’s so many!
Many of those afflicted go untreated.
Finally!
He’s apparently all about “big, juicy brains.”
Wow!
Like ‘Fluorite Amarillo Page,’ and more!
Luckily, he’s AWESOME at gifts.
‘The Earth was created in six days, and Luchasaurus was not a part of it.’
Ken Shamrock? Or perhaps Tatanka?
So please, stop asking.
We looked into it.
This could get dangerous.
I’m serious this time.
So retro and SO problematic!
He’s pissed.
His catchphrase is ‘Fugeddaboutit, boyo!’
The list is longer than you’d think.
And it’s wildly disappointing.
He should seek medical attention immediately.
Just make sure mall security is no where nearby!
I was in a hurry, okay!
There’s so many great ones to choose from.
We weren’t expecting this.
There’s so much yelling.
Step One: Play dead.
Is no one else extremely bothered by this?!
His luscious locks were a wrestling-world staple for decades.
Boy, were there a lot of hazards!
It’s actually not so bad.
Here comes the pain … but maybe, just maybe, the love is worth it.
Like that time he loaned me a pen.
I never wanted this.
The Deadman is out for blood.
We’re sorry to break this to you.
‘Clown Jewel’ is slated to take place in Springville, Indiana.
It’s just ‘to get him through the week.’
He figured out the coffee machine!
Coming October 22nd!
We’ve got the results over a week ahead of the event.
Pay a mere $99.99 for five rounds of game play.
Go with me here.
