Welcome to the future.
What did I do to deserve this?
I hope they let me play myself in the movie version of this story.
For too long it’s been the norm to keep one’s sex shenanigans secret from thy neighbor. No more, we say. No more.
You’re welcome in advance!
I don’t know how it works, but it does!
Don’t tell us you’ve never thought about it.
Please buy them. We beg you.
Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!
We guarantee you’ll break the internet.
Oh, you think that’s dark, do you? Let me tell you what’s dark, my breezy bunny child.
What’s good for your body is good for your cooch too.
We know you loved Dad, but we also know you love the environment more. Use this opportunity to teach everyone about the true beauty of upcycling.
We bought ourselves some gold-studded berets and launched a full-scale investigation. Yes, we were going to discover the true form of the French penis.
We asked our very own Bunny Ears team what they’ve always wanted from their Valentine. Pay attention! Chances are your special someone will want one of these romantic gifts too.
This is your special time! Turn every possible opportunity into your favor.
I can get so much done now!
