By now you’ve surely noticed its impact on your everyday life: illuminating your environment, keeping the planet from freezing over in a mile-thick layer of ice, the occasional darkening or even burning of your skin. But few have been able to identify what the sun actually is. Until now. Recent groundbreaking first-hand accounts of feeling and even seeing the sun in the sky have been changing cultural dialogue about what was not so long ago a mostly undiscussed, even taboo, subject. We are here to answer the burning questions about the ever-elusive ball of gas in the sky: What is it? Where did it come from? And how do we prepare for our inevitable heat-death?
Most experts agree that the most scientifically likely explanation for the sun is that it is a star— a reality TV star. There is evidence of an extraterrestrial reality television show that follows several burning fiery outer space gas-ball contestants with the objective of swallowing the planets around them and ending life on those planets as they know it. Ever get that feeling you’re being watched? That’s all the evidence that we have, but it’s compelling, right? Regardless of whether it’s being televised or not (it is), one fact remains: you and everyone you love will die a painful death at the hand of the sun. There are no two ways about it. It’s definitely happening and it’s happening soon. So how do you prepare?
Step 2: Accept death.
We hope you found these tips and tricks helpful! Remember: nothing about your life or the lives before you will ultimately be remembered or have any lasting tangible impact! Now check out our tips for enjoying the summer bikini season!
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What about Uranus? Thats a hungry planet too, should we prepare?