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Hi there, Mack here. How’ve you been? That’s great.
I assume you are up to speed on my middle name conundrum. Just in case you aren’t, let’s sum it up real quick:
My middle name is something dumb. Larry? Orange? Honestly, I can’t even remember it. So I asked you all to send in some better options so I can go down to the court house and explain to a judge why I need to change my middle name to something cool.
You sent in hundreds of suggestions and after going through them all, these were my favorite five. Without further ado:
This poll is open till Christmas Eve so I can wake up to a wonderful present from everyone. Sure, I might have gold plated watercraft, and chrome plated invisibility cloaks, but all I want for Christmas is a new middle name. And then you can be all “Oh, you got your wife a beautiful portrait of your family? Well, I chose Macaulay Culkin’s Middle Name.” And they will cry and cry. Don’t be the kind of person who cries on Christmas. Be the kind of person that chooses my new middle name.
Loves, Ya. Mean it!
Alright, now put that on the website. Are you still typing? No, finish with “loves ya” thing, don’t keep writing what I’m saying, I finished.
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I did not know this was happening and I refuse to be a part of this survey because deep down in my heart of hearts, I believe your middle name should be Janice.
Macaulay Culkin
petition to change it to 'curly'
I have always loved you as an actor, but I never found out your middle name (which blows my mind because I'm usually pretty on top of that kind of stuff). Anyways, I thought, since I didn't know your middle name anyway, I would just make it the same as your regular name. That would make it a lot easier on me, I mean, I wouldn't have to remember any extra names, it's just your name, only double. Very sexy.
Carson is his middle name currently
I like the second name Carson. But if you really want to change the better option Kiran than all the other options that are.
Thanks for your acting. Best wishes to you Mac.!!
Thanks, I had fun
U are so super!!! We love u Mac!!! Can't believe how u have not aged and ur sooo lean. What is ur secret!!! Please share ❤️
You’re still awesome but make me way old ! Not your fault, when your on it’s christmas and I thank you for that. Stay real!
I vote Wally.... Macaulay Wally Culkin. Has a nice ring to it, am I right?!?
I think you should give as a middle name, "NONE", my husband didn't have a middle name but for the longest time, he thought his middle was NONE.
loved you on Jimmy, best wishes, happy holidays and GOD BLESS YOU
Dipshit
Please don't be rude.