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He’s made it clear that he’s moved on.
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There’s a wealth of information in your butthole.
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Look me at me now, dad!
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Nothing says empowerment like dangling a dumbbell from your vag.
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I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?
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Your failure is written in the stars.
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Take in the view of those hangers!
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I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.
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Because it definitely will be someone.