Let Us Prepare For The Arrival Of Father Depression!
The days are getting colder, and that means Father Depression is on his way.
Is Your Tall Neighbor Plotting Against You Up There In The Sky?
Find out what he’s up to once and for all.
Cool Shit You Can Buy Instead Of Sending Your Dumb Kids To College!
Have you ever thought about owning a capybara?
Quiz: Which ‘They Don’t Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do’ Are You?
They don’t think it be like it is! But it do.
Mermaids Facts To Scream Over Your Uncle’s Racist Rants This Thanksgiving
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
So What Exactly Happens If The Burger King Produces No Heir?
The Burger Kingdom finds itself in dire straits.
This New ‘Sesame Street’ Muppet Teaches Kids About Butt Stuff
His name is Pooter Donkulus, and he’s moving to the neighborhood early next year.
Color Of The Month: Green Ketchup
Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!
Fetish Of The Month: Constant, Laborious Dedication To Getting Me Off
It takes both time and commitment to get me anywhere even close to an orgasm.
Become More Cultured By Covering Your Genitals In Yogurt
It’s not JUST a pun (though that’s admittedly a big part of this).
How To Get Over Imposter Syndrome Without Revealing Your Fake Identity
Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
It’s Time To Teach Your Children The True Meaning Of No Nut November
It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.
Interior Design Ideas That Hide Your Suspended Bondage Fetish
Have you thought about an indoor hammock?
A Guide For First-Time Fathers Who Are Also Frankensteins
Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.
The Best Cakes To Smash Into Your Face When Trying To Fool A Social Worker
Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!
Interior Decorating Tips For Anyone Living In The Hollowed-Out Carcass Of A Bear
Make that bear a home.
Have An Eco-Friendly Halloween By Decorating With Real Corpses
They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!
Is The Slender Man Setting Unrealistic Body Expectations For His Victims?
What kind of example is he setting?